Monday, January 09, 2006

HOKIE IN THE POKIE?

As if stomping on your opponent's leg wasn't enough for the erstwhile Virginia Tech signal barker to go along with pot possession, reckless driving, and speeding on a revoked/suspended license, Marcus Vick was arrested on three counts of brandishing a firearm at a Suffolk, VA McDonald's. The 21 year-old Vick pulled a piece on three others, one a 17 year old, a few days after declaring for the draft.

One official at the Virginia Department of Corrections said that both Red Onion and Wallens Ridge State Prisons will take serious looks at Vick during private workouts, though both would prefer more a pocket passer.

"His mobility could come in handy," said one inmate.

Witnesses at the scene say Vick was overheard yelling, "Supersize This, Punk!" as he pulled the weapon.