When will the madness cease?!

Please tell me that the Yankees didn't just agree to pay Tightpants $17 million over three years.

Please tell me that the Rangers didn't offer an even bigger $21 million contract over the same time period that Tightpants turned down.

Tightpants is getting paid over $5 million per?

Am I the only one baffled by this?

It appears that Howry and Eyre were bargains in light of this type of insanity.